• What are your thoughts on organ donation? Are you willing to part with a kidney or two for the greater good of humanity, or do you prefer keeping all your organs intact like a collector’s edition action figure?
• Have you ever considered getting a living will or advance healthcare directive? It’s not exactly dinner table conversation, but it’s important to know if he has thought about what medical decisions should be made on his behalf when he can’t make them himself.
• Do you have any allergies that could potentially be life-threatening? We don’t want him puffing up like a balloon after eating peanuts and having us frantically search for an EpiPen in our bag.
• Have you been screened for common genetic diseases, such as cancer or heart conditions? Let’s make sure we’re aware of any ticking time bombs lurking in his DNA so we can plan accordingly.
• How do you handle stress and cope with difficult situations in life? Does he turn into the Hulk smashing everything around him, or is he more Zen-like and prefers yoga over destruction?
• Are there any chronic illnesses or medical conditions that run in your family? We need to know if we’ll be playing nurse 24/7 while dealing with quirky family traditions at holiday gatherings.
• Have you had any near-death experiences that have shaped your perspective on life? Did he survive being chased by sharks while surfing in Australia, only to realize how precious every moment truly is?
• In case of an emergency, do you know basic first aid techniques like CPR or the Heimlich maneuver? Because let’s face it, relying solely on Dr. Google during crunch time might not end well.
• Do you have a designated emergency contact person in case something happens to you? It better not be some long-lost ex who still holds grudges from high school; otherwise, things could get messy real quick!
• Have you discussed your wishes regarding resuscitation or life support with your family or loved ones? It’s not the most romantic topic, but knowing if he wants to be kept alive by machines is crucial when making tough decisions.
• Are there any dangerous activities or hobbies that you engage in regularly, such as extreme sports? We need to assess whether we’ll be spending our weekends nervously watching him jump off cliffs or wrestling alligators.
• How do you feel about discussing end-of-life decisions and preferences, like funeral arrangements or cremation/burial options? Let’s hope he doesn’t want a Viking-style send-off complete with flaming longboats; it might raise some eyebrows at the local cemetery.
• Have you ever been trained in basic self-defense techniques for personal safety? Knowing if he can throw a punch (or run really fast) could come in handy during late-night walks through sketchy neighborhoods.
• What are your thoughts on mental health and seeking help if needed during times of crisis? Does he believe therapy is only for “crazy” people, or does he understand the importance of taking care of his mind as well?
• Are there any specific medications or treatments that are crucial for your well-being and should be known in an emergency situation? We don’t want any surprises where we have to play pharmacist while trying to save his life.
• How would you handle a serious illness diagnosis affecting either yourself or a loved one? Is he ready to face challenges head-on with unwavering strength, or will he crumble like stale cookies under pressure?