• What are your long-term goals and aspirations? Are you the type of guy who dreams big, has a game plan for life, or just goes with the flow like a leaf floating in the wind?
• How do you handle conflicts or disagreements in a relationship? Do you turn into a raging bull ready to charge at any sign of disagreement, or are you more of a peace-loving dove who prefers calm discussions over World War III?
• Are you open to compromise and finding solutions together? Can we navigate through the treacherous waters of decision-making as a team, or will it be every man for himself on this love boat?
• Do you have any deal-breakers or non-negotiables when it comes to dating? Will my obsession with 90’s boy bands send us sailing down an iceberg-ridden path towards heartbreak?
• How important is communication for you in a relationship, and how do you prefer to communicate? Are we talking Morse code via carrier pigeons or embracing modern technology like texting without autocorrect fails?
• What are your thoughts on marriage and starting a family in the future? Should I start shopping for wedding dresses now or keep them hidden away until further notice?
• Can you describe your past relationships and what lessons you’ve learned from them? Have they scarred your heart so deeply that emotional baggage fees apply whenever we fly together?
• What activities or hobbies do you enjoy doing in your free time? Will our idea of fun involve extreme sports that require signing waivers before participating, or can we settle for Netflix marathons while eating copious amounts of pizza rolls instead?
• How do you manage stress or difficult situations in life? Is meditation and yoga part of your daily routine, or do stressful moments make Hulk-like transformations seem mild by comparison.
• Are there any personal values that are particularly important to you, such as honesty, loyalty, kindness – oh wait! Those should be everyone’s values, right?
• How do you prioritize your time and balance work, personal life, and relationships? Are you a master of multitasking or the king of procrastination who leaves everything to the last minute like it’s a race against time?
• What are your thoughts on financial responsibility and how do you handle money matters? Do we need to start saving for our future yacht or will we be relying on piggy banks with “emergency funds” scrawled across them in Sharpie?
• Are there any specific expectations or boundaries you have in a relationship that I should be aware of? Should I cancel my plans for skydiving off waterfalls while juggling flaming torches if heights and fire are deal-breakers for us?
• Can you share any past experiences or lessons learned from previous dating situations? Did they involve awkward encounters at fast-food drive-thrus or romantic gestures that went hilariously wrong like something out of a sitcom episode?
• Do you have any fears or insecurities when it comes to relationships that may affect our dynamic? Will I need to bring along an army of therapists armed with self-help books whenever things get real serious between us?
• How important is physical intimacy to you in a romantic relationship? Is cuddling under blankets watching cheesy rom-coms enough, or should I prepare myself for intense acrobatics worthy of Cirque du Soleil performances every night?
• Are there any cultural or religious beliefs that may impact our compatibility as a couple? Will Sunday mornings consist of church bells ringing sweetly through the air, followed by brunch where avocado toast becomes sacred communion bread?
• Have you ever been involved in legal issues or had problems with substance abuse – not counting those times when ordering extra cheese on pizza felt borderline illegal because it was so indulgent?
• Do you have a close circle of friends and how do they influence your decisions and actions – are they more like supportive cheerleaders or a gang of mischievous troublemakers who make Jackass stunts look like child’s play?